What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?